steve howard's update of the new testament
BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

The Gospel According to JOHN

 

chapter 07

The Jewish authorities wanted to kill Jesus.

vs. 4: “No one hides what he is doing if he wants to be well known. Since you are doing these things, let the whole world know about you!” EQ.

vs. 6: Jesus said to them, “The right time for me has not yet come. Any time is right for you. 7. The world cannot hate you, but it hates me, because I keep telling it that its ways are bad. EQ.

Most of the believers haven’t taken the time out to understand the character of Jesus Christ. And since this is much more a theater piece than a historic piece, it is necessary to see what the Jesus Christ character was on about. Or, what is it the writers are trying to get into our heads. With their ever edited propaganda material.

“I thought it was your job to answer that.”

“I think they want to encourage the reader to play the part. To act out.”

To act out against the complacency of the sheep and the manipulation by the ruling class. The ruling class has given us religion to save on chains. Given us debt and but everything behind fences.

Jesus Christ, the little of him that gets through, is the typical curious youth that instinctively rebels against the confines of mind set. The petrified paradigm that substitutes for reality. The grand illusion. They have nailed the image of Jesus Christ onto a cross so that no one dares question the authority of the Lawyers and Priests.

Jesus was not a man from the past. Jesus is an idea for the now. Not a person. A way to perceive it. The balls to question it. And the guts to say, no, this is not at all good. What we are doing is a lie and it is killing us.

And when the truth is said. Religion is hate. Your belief is fucked. You are a bunch of hateful war mongers.

Then one becomes hated by the many. For the many would rather hang onto what they think they know rather than take the chance of standing naked before the universe.

Instinct is real. And not only is it real, it makes us all basically the same.

The leaders of religion will have the choice of ignoring me or hating me. For I have accused them of being the prostitutes of the warlords. My words are a declaration of war against war.

Undershaft: Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated. Dare you make war on war. Bernard Shaw

It is not that the plunder royalty is taking away our freedom. They are taking away life.

“Revenge of the dinosaurs.”

Collectively, all the creatures on the planet have the majority rule.

They just don’t have anyone to listen. This is meant in no jest. Jesus was directly affected by all the fish.

Life is real, as silly as it seems. And it does try to commune with us. Be part of us and get us back on its side like we used to be not so long ago.

When we hadn’t forgotten that we are animals with many other animals.

On one planet.

You don’t have to believe what is written. Go out and look. Don’t put names on the things you see. Names are locked to symbols and cloud your vision.

Let go of your ego and start training your instinct.

Or another way said. Listen to her.

She is there in everything. Even in man.

And when you finally let go of all the convictions. And feel like you are being pulled into somewhere. You are being pulled back in. Life wants you in it.

Because the survival of a planet’s life is greatly increased when there are many different creatures. And if there is enough time without disaster, one of us, the human apes, will grow a brain, never mind reason. Do not speculate on design or purpose. One thing leads to another. Always. The more that is the more that can be.

It’s all here and we are the angels resisting our obvious job of having fun and protecting the life of the planet. Not a job given us by an entity. A job given us by circumstance. It is how it is and we are in it with the understanding that evolution and instinct has handed up to us.

A messiah can come from anywhere. And it is much more real to have many because one is always stamped out of history with a big fat religion.

Vs. 15. The Jewish authorities were greatly surprised and said, “How does this man know so much when he has never had any training?” EQ.

Vs. 17. Whoever is willing to do what God wants will know whether what I teach comes from God or whether I speak on my own authority. EQ

Again, we must remind the reader that God means evolution and instinct.

Vs. 47 “Did he fool you, too?” the Pharisees asked them. 48. “Have you ever known one of the authorities or one Pharisee to believe in him? 49. The crowd does not know the Law of Moses, so they are under God’s curse!” EQ.

Moses was a prick.


chapter 08

Adultery was not a word with us before the over lords with the death cults made it so. It was a law made against women. Men, at the time of the law, could have as many wives as they pleased. A woman was owned. And until she left her father’s house, she was to remain a virgin. And often, before she was owned by her husband, she was raped by a lord.

“Is that true.”

“It is the story of many. Mother Mary was raped by a lord. Elizabeth was raped by a lord. Sarah was raped by a lord. Lot raped his daughters. Moses’ father was his grandfather. It is a tale of incest and genocide, the holy books.”

There was a time when woman decided which man was to be her lover. Before religion. He might not have had a big problem with her taking a second lover. Especially when he knew he might be the second lover of another woman or two.

And why this is a good thing is:

The man has a real interest in more than the children of one woman.

It balances out. It makes the social bonds very real; it makes a holy community instead of a holy family.

Jacob wanted only his sperm to rule the world.

And maybe that sounds absurd or too simple. It is evident.

And luckily for us, nature does not understand our laws. Laws that have made sex a dirty thing. And still bastard children are born.

Man, we have to stop being such idiots.

Stoned to death for adultery. How ignorant is that.

And we are to believe that it is for our own good.

Ownership. Our ancestors were sick people. Owning a woman or several. Owning land. Owning Air and Water.

It simply will not work. No matter how pretty the Hollywood lie is made. It won’t last.

From Lords of the New Church: “Open your eyes to the lies right in front of you.”

Vs. 5: In our Law Moses commanded that such a woman must be stoned to death. Now, what do you say?” EQ.

That’s a serious call of misconduct. It will not suffice for the church to bend a little; its relevance is not real. Religion must be banned.

A big flogging lie.

Know it. Do not believe. Do not obey.

Jesus wrote with his finger in the sand. As far as anyone knows, that is the only time he ever wrote anything. Assuming, which we shouldn’t, that he was a real person.

Vs. 7: “Whichever one of you has committed no sin may throw the first stone at her.” EQ.

John goes on about Jesus and his father and the priests trying to figure out why Jesus has the right to say anything. Who the fuck does he think he is.

Vs. 16: I am not alone. EQ.

This relates to the idea of evolution and instinct. If we can drop the idea of God as anything else, Jesus was trying to explain that he was speaking not of or for himself but saying what it was that had to be said. Speaking what the beast wanted said. All of the beast. The beast being the living creatures as one.

vs. 24: ... “I am Who I am.” EQ.

Or I am that I am. I will be what I will be.

Ehyeh-Asher-Ehyeh.

I am so that I am against the system of the ruling class and their prostitutes, the lawyers and priests.

Vs. 32: you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”
33. “We are the descendants of Abraham,” they answered, “and we have never been anybody’s slaves.” EQ.

And that is because the descendants of Abraham have been the ruling class. That is only partially true. And Abraham may not have ever existed. There is no real Jewish bloodline. It is a tale told by idiots full of sound and fury signifying how fucking bloody pathetic and unimaginative the silly primates are in their writing of horror theater.

Vs. 44: You are the children of your father, the Devil, and you want to follow your father’s desires. From the very beginning he was a murderer and has never been on the side of truth, because there is no truth in him. When he tells a lie, he is only doing what is natural to him, because he is a liar and the father of all lies. EQ.

Jesus was doing a good job of pissing off the priests.

Funny book to make into a religion.

Vs. 58: “I am telling you the truth,” Jesus replied. “Before Abraham was born, I Am’.” EQ.

They wanted to kill him. For trying to explain reincarnation and the eternal that is in the ever present.


chapter 09

This is a declaration of war. Our future as living creatures in a fragile and thin paradise depends on us opening our eyes. All three.

Immediate action must be taken against the propagation of death cults that sell death as a place better than the paradise they have made into a hell of slaves and mega plunder and poison power dictatorships.

How obvious must it be before we say, fuck you, you lying pricks, I will not believe.

Kill your television and fire the priests.

There is no need to wait for the messiah.

We are all coming in now. Necessity has forced us to evolve so that we can see. Know what is suitable for survival and what is not. We are no more threatened personally by the sound of thunder. We know what it is. We have had enough mud rubbed in our eyes to see that the enemy is real.

And the man told the priests that he could now see.

Vs. 28: They cursed him and said, “You are that fellow’s disciple; but we are Moses’ disciples. 29. We know that God spoke to Moses; as for that fellow, however, we do not even know where he comes from!” EQ.

This is what the lying whores of the warlords were telling the blind man who they knew wasn’t blind from birth if he could now see. They knew he only pretended to be blind so he could beg for food or money on the streets. He was there to mock them.

“Moses was a lying megalomaniac murdering prick.”

Vs. 34: They answered, “You were born and brought up in sin – and you are trying to teach us?” And they expelled him from the synagogue. EQ.

The whores of the warlords like to propagate the lie that the members of the death cult are holy men. And there are blind fools that still buy the bullshit.

Well, the man that said he couldn’t see but now could asked Jesus when he saw him next time: ‘who is the son of man’.

vs. 37: ... “You have already seen him, and he is the one who is talking with you now.” EQ.

We know so much more than Jesus Christ. We should be able to do it better. We must abandon the laws of dead stories. Laws that even in a modern world are still very much the random hateful manipulative Laws of Moses. They are simply a sham. Laws must respect physics and the life of the planet. And lies must be revealed as lies. For there are billions of reluctant angels still afraid of thunder and the Law of Moses.

What the liars might do to you if you speak up is a risk. But the whole thing is at rick and evolution is not a Sunday School picnic.

What matters about the character of Jesus is that he saw a lie as a lie and saw no real reason why he shouldn’t say so. Saw no reason to pretend that we are blind.

It’s a funny trip. I don’t think we need to send any more of our children through the torture of belief. Now that we are certain without a doubt that life is more rewarding, in the end, than a lie that only rips big holes in the real surface of a real planet that may have very few sisters like her.

And the beast said. If you must believe a death cult creed and fight like idiot primates blinded by hate.

Get the fuck off our planet.

I am that I may make it clear that being here might not mean shit to blind idiots, it means more than that to the 300,000,000,000 endangered species of this planet.

Vs. 40: Some Pharisees who were there with him heard him say this and asked him, “Surely you don’t mean that we are blind, too?” EQ.

Vs. 41: Jesus answered, “If you were blind, then you would not be guilty; but since you claim that you can see, this means that you are still guilty.” EQ.

To make it perfectly clear, the pricks, the whores of the warlords, the priests, they know what they are doing. And that makes them the servants of hell. The demons of death. The most vile enemies of life.

“The dinosaur’s revenge.”

“Shut up about the dinosaurs.”

“We ate their eggs.”

“We still eat their eggs. The dinosaurs did not all die.”

“But I think it is an important point to know that the ruling class are vengeful dinosaurs that want to turn the planet into a toxic waist land just to get back at us for steering an asteroid into the planet. And eating all their eggs.”

“What. The point is not the fucking dinosaurs but the propagators of death cults.”

“I think they are the dinosaurs come to haunt us.”


john chapters 10 - 12