steve howard's update of the new testament
BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

The Gospel According to JOHN

 

chapter 10

If you allow yourself to be seen as what you are, just the same as the rest of us. The mirrors of others. Their impression of you, tells you more then the words they use.

‘Cause we are animals of instinct.

If you can assure the others you have love to trade, not sex, sex if it happens, but love for a fellow creature on the same planet.

Their impression of you can open rooms you haven’t been to.

Because suddenly there is a little more light on the subject.

Ego must go.

The rule of man cannot be by the men’s club. They out lived their usefulness. And their only usefulness was to remind us that belief is a dangerous enemy.

Let the women back into the real.

Let the bitches and the bastards play and always tear down religion. Belief was a fail mutation.

Every custom becomes a sin if the next culture doesn’t want it.

Let us try some comic relief with the fountain of youth. It may be a curiosity or confusion to many men that they have fantasies of sex with men. It is a natural condition. If such a concept is disturbing, think of it as instinct fucking with you.

Sex has been made dirty by religion. Before religion there was no concept of sin. No awareness that sex was anything beyond sex.

“And what is the fountain of youth.”

“The fountain of youth is a threesome. It is the opportunity for an older man to get to a younger woman and for a woman to get sperm from another man.”

“How does it work.”

“Typically, not as a rule or law, an older, or let us say, an outside man, will allow or give pleasure to a man who has a woman so that that man has his sexual desires fulfilled through male to male acts. The male that wants, instinctively, to get to the woman that he hasn’t yet been to, will let or help the man, who is the partner of the woman, to ejaculate. And when this has happened, he will have sex with the woman and hope to plant his seed into her womb. Thus passing on his genes. And keeping both himself and the community young. It is a method practiced before religion. Religion is basically rape. The man who steals the most power rapes the most women. And that is why women are to stay virgins until married. So that the king can rape them and have the first son.”

“Really.”

“Yes. Religion is a sperm cult that grows old from not enough mixing of the genes.”

“Well that’s all news to me. What does that have to do with the shepherd taking his sheep through the narrow gate.”

“Nothing. But it is the same thing over and over and we don’t want to lose our reader for soon we are onto very exciting books.”

Vs. 20: “He has a demon! He is mad! Why do you listen to him?” EQ.

In a world where lies and liars rule, the sane man is the stranger.

Part of not telling a lie is exposing truths. And the some of the truth is, the animal in us is being tortured with Laws of Terror. The thousands of years of anal retentive sex forbidding dictatorship have made us into cowering obedient fools happy to suck on the toxins that we are permitted to produce for our own demise. And yes, Hollywood is lying to you. As is the mass media.

The Laws of Moses have been beaten into us, spread by the Christian and Moslem marketing of Judaism.

The make sex illegal campaign so that we forget we are animals and are happy to be dry and clean and safe from places with trees has crippled us. Enslaved us.

The Laws of Moses are 2,000 years rebuked. It is time we wake up to the fact before goddamn religious fanatics take us all to hell.

“I can give you from the fountain of youth.”

So the woman went back and got her husband.

So there it is. Animal sex. Wet and relaxed. Nice and slow. Take half a day. Take forever.

We have much evolving to do. 10,000 or 30,000 years of war may seem a long stint; it is just getting around a mutation. And for life, 30,000 years is a Sunday afternoon.

“Jesus, are you the one.”

“No. I am the voice of the many. The voice of the beast and the angel that is to be.”

vs. 3: “... they knew his voice.” EQ.

vs. 16: “... they will listen to my voice...” EQ.

vs. 20: Many of them were saying, “He is with a demon! He is mad! Why do you listen to him?” EQ.

vs. 22: “It was winter...” EQ.

vs. 24: .. “How long are you going to keep us in suspense? Tell us the plain truth: are you the Messiah?” EQ.

“How did Jesus keep the people in suspense.”

“I don’t know; how.”

“I’ll tell you in two thousand years.”

vs. 30: “The Father and I are one.” EQ.

The Father and son are one. Life and the creatures of it are one.

They wanted to stone Jesus. The marketers of the Lie. The slugs of hell with gold fever.

vs. 34: “You are gods.” EQ.

vs. 35: “and God called those people gods” EQ.

vs. 38: “... in order that you may know once and for all that the Father is in me and I am in the Father.” EQ.

Jesus went.


chapter 11

Lazarus, clearly the brother-in-law of Jesus, did a theater of sleeping in a tomb 4 days. We also have it explained that Mary is the woman that put oil on the feet of Jesus. No one else wanted to name her. And no one wanted to mention that she was the wife of Jesus. And the mother of seven children with Jesus. Martha and Lazarus were the sister-in-law and brother-in-law of Jesus.

The event of Lazarus in a tomb was a staged event to gain attention. To provoke the priests.

vs. 11: “Our friend Lazarus has fallen asleep, but I will go and wake him up.” EQ.

“I’m the man and you’re the man and he’s the man as well, so you can put your fuckin’ finger up your ass.” Tool.

The most of this chapter is deliberately misleading. Or perhaps it is a test to see how fucking stupid people can be. For, let it be know, that if Lazarus were dead in the tomb, he would not walk out of the tomb. There will be a day when a body can be frozen, as they have done with Walt Disney, and the body can be brought back to life. The freezing prevents the brain and the rest of the body from deteriorating and rotting and being eaten by the countless creatures that live in and on the body.

So no. Lazarus, if the story be true at all, was not dead. Physical reality cannot be rejected by any entity. For all entities are of physical reality. It is the nature of the universe. If you don’t understand that you are suffering from ignorance.

vs. 43: “Lazarus, come out!” EQ.

Now any one pulling off this theater today would get the reaction of the Priests. And the Priests would know Lazarus was not dead because they knew it was a show.

So one must wonder. How brutal is the propagation of ignorance if one does not see that this is a show.

Jesus is very likely hoping someone will understand him.

“He is sleeping.”

And you can argue anything you want. Christianity is still Judaism. Outreach. Business. Bad Business. And the religions we have are not the worst of it.

The Business is the worst of it.

And those in charge, and everyone knows you are real. Lying pricks.

Time is running short if you want to move on with the rest of us.

Take your blood money and do something not a lie against life.

We are here and we will not die to go to heaven.

We chose life.

No matter how dirty and wet. Because that’s life.

Vs. 48: If we let him go on in this way, everyone will believe in him, and the Roman authorities will take action and destroy our Temple and our nation!” EQ.

John you are a tedious fuck.

Vs. 53: From that day on the Jewish authorities made plans to kill Jesus. EQ.


chapter 12

Ideas come from things you have seen and creatures with whom you have communed. The information becomes part of the expanding universe of your mind.

Don’t judge it for good of bad. Perceive it and learn from it. Sometimes it seems backwards. We perceive it backwards and must turn it around.

Jesus and his friends laughed.

John slanders Judas. Judas was chosen by Jesus because Jesus knew that Judas knew what was going on. He was a bright boy. The young brother of Jesus. And Jesus depended on him, his selfless love and his timing. He was the greater hero and yet cursed by the ignorant for two thousand years.

Vs. 10: So the chief priests made plans to kill Lazarus too, 11. Because on his account many Jews were rejecting them and believing in Jesus. EQ.

The Jews didn’t want to loose their paying customers. The catholic church likes this method as well. Murder anyone they please and call them something with their perversion of language and torture and burn and smash and burn again.

This is no good way to act. And there was never a doubt that religion is wrong.

Now we see how truly evil it is.

“Revenge of the dinosaur.”

“Gold fever.”

Drink from the fountain of youth.

vs. 15:

“Do not be afraid, city of Zion!
Here comes your king,
riding on a young donkey.” EQ.

Western religion is penis worship.

“Let them fuckin’ have sex.”

vs. 31: “Now is the time for this world to be judged; now the rulers of this world will be overthrown.” EQ.

Don’t think he didn’t mean 2,000 years later. He knew the people were not ready. Full of fear and uncertainty. Believing it better to believe than die.

Anytime is good. As soon as everyone is ready.

We will save the fish.

And assure our place in a real paradise.

vs. 50: “And I know that his command brings eternal life. What I say, then, is what the Father has told me to say.” EQ.


john chapters 13 - 15