steve howard's translation of the Torah
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TORAH

exodus

 

chapter 19

vs. 3: and Moses went up to God. EQ.

That was in the wilderness of Sinai up a mountain.

Vs. 5: … ‘Indeed, all the earth is Mine, 6. But you shall be to Me a kingdom of priests and a holy nation.’ EQ.

“The world is mine. You can have Palestine.”

All the people cheered for Moses.

Vs. 8: all the people answered as one, saying, “All that the Lord has spoken we will do!” EQ.

He told them to wash their clothes. After 3 months trampin’ and killin’ in the wilderness, not a bad idea.

He warned his people not to go up the mountain. Or they would be killed.

Vs. 12: he shall be either stoned or shot, EQ.

On the third day of being clean, the people were warned not to go near women. Women would go thousands of years not being recognized as people.

In many lands still.

But let’s not talk of the men’s club hatred toward women. Let’s talk pyrotechnics.

Vs. 16: On the third day, as morning dawned, there was thunder, and lightening. EQ.

Moses and his War Lords, with their explosives, put on a show to scare the shit out of the idiot mob of millions. But really, it was just a storm. Thunder was, and still for some, the voice of God.

Vs. 19: As Moses spoke, God answered him in thunder. EQ.

Moses had to bring Aaron up the mountain later so that the thunder could tell him what to say.

There is something to be learned here about the foundation of the Jewish religion. Thunder. The voice of God. In older religions and myths we see the same thing. Fear and reverence for the elements before the understanding of the elements.

Religion and ignorance walk hand in hand.


chapter 20

Okay, for the few who haven’t caught it yet. God is a lie. He does not exist. It, the all of what is, exists but it ain’t any God of any written works. Ever. It is and we are in it. To do as we see fit. Or obey asshole dictators like Moses.

We will kill all those for generations to come who reject Me. Me is short for Meme. The name that we most fear to speak for Meme might not like it.

Vs. 3: You shall have no other gods besides Me. EQ.

Fuck you Me.

Vs. 4: You shall not make for yourself a sculptured image, EQ.

Not many holy houses are without them.

And to those who love Me. I’ll bless them. Especially their women hating boy raping priests.

“Don’t say my name other than in reverence.”

“Even the slaves of slaves have Sunday free.”

“Obey your parents if they fear Me.”

“Don’t murder anyone till you’ve been told.”

“Don’t fuck your father’s wife less he’s dead.”

“Only steal when plundering City States.”

Live the lie of Me but don’t lie about your neighbor. And don’t want to take any of his wives, animals or stuff.”

Vs. 15: All the people witnessed the thunder and lightening, EQ.

We call that a thunder and lightning storm.

After the shocking explosions on the mountain, the wandering army of destruction agreed, in principle, to the demands. As far as we know. But not likely long.

Anyway. They were still just making alters out of stone. The temples would follow even if God says to Moses not to take tools to the rocks of the alters. He didn’t say nothing ‘bout temples. And remember, don’t show your scrotum at the alter.

Vs. 23: Do not ascend My alter by steps, that your nakedness may not be exposed upon it. EQ.

Which means, don’t let a pile of rock see your dick and balls.

Come on, you sorry apes, give up your fear of God. It is a brutal fairy tale. Horror film. B-movie.

Awaken and use your evolution given brain and learn to perceive. Stand tall, look around and examine your environment.

Do not believe. For you will be deceived.


chapter 21

Okay you ignorant apes. Some more rules.

Vs. 7: When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she shall not be freed as males slaves are. EQ.

Hang on one fucking second here. When a man sells his daughter as a slave he should have the living shit kicked out of him. And the prick that bought the slave as well. And what the fuck kind of a God makes laws about how to handle slaves. Jesus Fucking H. Christ. Is God an idiot.

If you have a slave and he hasn’t found his own wife so you get him one. After six years he can go free but not the wife or the kids because they still belong to you so he can agree that it is better to be your slave forever so he can stay with his family.

If you give a slave to your son because you don’t like having sex with her anymore and then he gets tired of having sex with her and gets married to his own instead, as in sister or cousin, then he still has to feed her or she can go free.

Vs. 17: He who insults his father or mother shall be put to death. EQ.

If you beat a slave to death, take care that he or she takes a day or two to die.

Vs. 21: But if he survives a day or two, he is not to be avenged, EQ.

Eye for eye. Foot for foot. Penis for penis.

If you smash out your slave’s teeth, you have to let the slave go free. But not pay his dental expenses. And of course there is no such thing as assault because slaves are the losers because when their city got plundered and burned to the ground it was because they had a shitty god.

And if your ox gores someone more ‘n once. Unless it’s a slave. The owner and the ox get stoned.

To death.

Death for everything you do.

And you can like worshipping the god of death and none other. Our death cult rules.

Or you will be put to death.

I fear we have a few chapters of fucked up rules to plow through before we get back to murder, plunder, rape and genocide.

But don’t give up. There are things to be learned. This is the foundation of what they sell us as our law and order. Random rules from a mad and evil sacred death cult.

And your narrator will attempt to refrain from getting pissed off and adding too many subjective personal opinions. He will attempt not to insult the television watching, media drunk, wallowing in myopic mediocrity, pathetic slaves of mute obedience.


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