steve howard's translation of the Torah
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TORAH

exodus

 

chapter 16

From one wilderness to the next, they wandered till they landed in the valley of Sin with nothing to eat.

So, like any other creature on the planet, they wanted the situation changed.

vs. 3: If only we had died by the hand of the Lord in the Land of Egypt, when we sat by the fleshpots, when we ate our fill of bread! For you have brought us out into this wilderness to starve this whole congregation to death.” 4. And the Lord said to Moses, “I will rain down bread for you from the sky, and the people shall go out… EQ.

Vs. 13: In the evening quail appeared and covered the camp; in the morning there was a fall of dew about the camp. 14: When the fall of dew lifted, there over the surface of the wilderness, lay a fine and flaky substance, as fine as frost on the ground. EQ.

Vs 19. And Moses said to them, “Let no one leave any of it over until morning.” 20. But they paid no attention to Moses; some of them left it until morning, and it because infested with maggots and stank. And Moses was very angry with them. EQ.

On the sixth day they were to gather twice what they needed and boiled some up for the Sabbath because the Lord did not rain bread on the Sabbath.

Vs. 31: The house of Israel named it manna; it was like coriander seed, white, and it tasted like wafer in honey. EQ.

Vs. 33: And Moses said to Aaron, “Take a jar, put one omar of manna in it, and place it before the Lord, to be kept throughout the ages.” EQ.

And 4,689 years and almost as many wars later, some drunk, little boy fucking, priest lost it in an illegal poker game. To a pair of Jehovah Witnesses, who sold it to a pair of Mormons who ate it and vomited. It was quite dry and moldy.


chapter 17

So again we have a water problem. Which is bloody understandable with a few million people and many more animals. Camping in the desert.

Vs. 2: “Give us water to drink.” … “Why do you quarrel with me? Why do you try the Lord?” EQ.

Vs. 7: “Is the Lord present among us or not?”

But no never. Moses hit a rock with his rod and from this one spring, they supplied water for all.

And the complainers were stilled for another day. The Lord was with them.

Vs. 8: Amalek fought with Israel at Rephedem. EQ.

Vs. 9: I will station myself on the top of the hill, with the rod of God in my hand.” EQ.

Again, it could be wondered if there is a sexual connotation in this. One must remember that primates are mostly simple creatures and that such an action could show contempt for the Amelak army. Standing on a hill and jacking off while the Amelak army tried to hold back the millions of invaders.

Large numbers from both side were slaughtered but the Lord’s side won again, having put a nation to the sword, the Hebrews built an alter to commemorate a successful genocide.

Vs. 14: I will utterly blot out the memory of Amalak from under heaven!” EQ.

Vs. 16: The Lord will be at war with Amalek throughout the ages. EQ.

Ironic that they include the memory of Amalek in their holy book. But not surprising. It is more important to remember the victories of the genocide army then to forget whom they slaughtered.


chapter 18

vs. 5: Jethro, Moses’ father-in-law, brought Moses’ sons and wife to him in the wilderness, where he was camped at the mountain of God. EQ.

Moses bowed and they kissed before the people and went into their tent. Jethro assured Moses that a God that was so good a terror, genocide and plunderer was truly a great God.

Vs. 11: Now I know that the Lord is greater than all gods, yes, by the result of their very schemes against [the people.] EQ.

‘The people’ may mean, their victims. The Hebrew word is uncertain. What is certain is that we have made our history and religion from the grand battles we fight. Holding our grand leaders as majestic, even holy men. Holy wars. Holy genocide.

And for anyone still a little hazy on the whole thing. God-Lord-Moses, is all the same thing. God means. I am greatest. Holy dictator.

Jethro helped Moses set up an organized army.

Vs. 21: You shall also seek out from among all the people capable men who fear God, trustworthy men who spurn ill gotten gain. Set them over them as chiefs of thousands, hundreds, fifties, and tens, and 22. Let them judge the people at all times. EQ.

Sound familiar. It is our present day military police state with dictator rule. Sometimes masked as democracy. So when they talk of the New World Order, be assured, they are lying pricks. For it is not new.


chapters 19 - 21