chapter 25

Ab wasn’t dead yet, he took another wife and pumped six sons out of her. Ab willed everything to Isaac but did give out a few things to sons of concubines while he still lived.

When he finally died vs. 9: His sons Isaac and Ishmael buried him in the cave of Machpalah. EQ. Ab paid 400 pieces of silver for it back when Sarah died.

We are reminded again that Ismael had 12 sons and they all were chieftains.

And now we leave him to get on with Isaac.

Rebekah was finally old enough to have children and she had twins.

Esau, a rather hairy red haired fellow and Jacob, a real asshole.

Esau was a hunter. vs. 27: a man of the outdoors; but Jacob was a mild man who stayed in camp. EQ. Isaac loved Esau. Rebekah pampered Jacob.

Vs. 29: Once when Jacob was cooking a stew, Esau came in from the open famished. EQ.

He asked Jacob for some food and his brother said, vs. 31: “First sell me your birthright.” EQ.

Thus did Jacob rob his brother of his birthright.

Now this bit is a very interesting story. Let us see it as a picture so we understand the story of Joseph when we get to it.

Instead of Esau, let us say, hunters and gatherers. Instead of Jacob, let us say, the owners. The world wide shopping mall. The world wide slavery of almost every human and all the rest of life for the luxury of the few, the owners. We call them Kings and Queens, now we call them corporations. Priests and Lawyers.

Or as Jim Morrison sang, “Tied her with fences and dragged her down.”

And this is our several thousands year old story. And if the story is not rewritten and retold, the human race will be done.

And since that would be a waste of 13.7 billion years of evolution, we have no choice. Slavery and holy lies must come to an end.


chapter 26

There was a new famine so Isaac went to Abimelech, his dad. Not everyone knew Abimelech was Isaacs dad. Not many know that Herod was the father of Jesus Christ. In fact, most people don’t understand the story at all. Which would be fine if they didn’t go around saying they believed the fairy tale to be the word of God.

As if God is a narrow minded, self centered winy little bitch of an impotent prick.

Ah, we stray. Isaac told Abimelech the same thing Ab did. Vs. 6: “She is my sister,” EQ.

And this time it was a lie because she was his cousin. But he’d rather whore her out than run the risk of going through life as a poor man.

Abimelech gave him land and Isaac was wealthy in no time. The lord blessed him. Like he does a few rich persons.

God is the mafia.

Abimelech sent Isaac away eventually because Isaac was too big. As in all that he possessed.

Isaac dug wells and there were arguments till he dug a third well. Vs. 25: So he built an alter there. EQ.

Praise be to the Lord.

Then Abimelech came to visit. They swore a treaty like Ab had done with Abimelech. And they had a feast.

In the morning they, Isaac and his dad, well, his sperm father, made an Oath to not kill each other.

When Esau was 40 he took 2 Hittite wives. Isaac and Rebekah didn’t like it.


chapter 27

Isaac was near the end of his life and told Esau to hunt some game and make him a meal so he could bless him.

Rebekah was listening in and conspired with Jacob to steal Esau’s blessing.

Vs. 9: Go to the flock and fetch me two choice kids, EQ.

Vs. 11: “But my brother Esau is a hairy man. EQ.

Vs. 12: I shall appear to him as a trickster and bring upon myself a curse, not a blessing.” EQ.

Vs. 13: “Your curse, my son, be upon me! Just do as I say and go fetch them for me.” EQ.

Rebekah dressed Jacob in Esau’s clothes and put the goat skins of the kids on his neck and hands.

“Hey Dad, it’s me Esau, give me a blessing.”

“That was fast.”

“God helped me.”

God is deception and conniving, then.

Isaac wondered that Jacob sounded like Jacob and asked to smell and touch him.

Vs. 24: “Are you really Esau?” and when he said “I am.” EQ.

He started a religion based on lies and deception. Fraud. So does holy mean criminal.

Isaac gave him the usual, may God give you everything, everyone bow to you and serve you. Curse be those who curse you, blessed those who bless you.

Then he ran off and Esau came in.

“Oh shit, my boy, Jacob just duped you. Too bad.”

“Come Dad, give me some kind of a blessing.”

Vs. 40: Yet by your sword you shall live,
And you shall serve your brother,
But when you grow restive,
You shall break his yoke from your neck.” EQ.

Again we must point out that this is our story. And the sword is our language. The pen. And through exposing of the lie of the one true God dictatorship slave religions, we will free ourselves from the paranoia of the mind virus.

Esau wanted to kill Jacob. So Jacob went away so Esau could cool down. Esau did not forget what his brother did because the world was soon covered in holy lies and grand illusions that poisoned our air, water, earth and language.

Rebekah didn’t want Jacob to marry a native Hittite woman.

Vs. 46: …what good will life be to me? EQ.

Racist, lying bitch.


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