• Here, we will try to bring a little order to chaos, or then again, maybe not.
• Important information touching on real life situations and not so real life situation that are like real life except that they ain't, will be recorded.
• The work of genious will be weaved in an entertaining way throughout various pages with various themes.
• We will avoid pornography.
• Some stories may offend prudes, but no need to get your nickers in a twist.
• We will honour fishies.









A FISH CAN BE VERY WET







Fish have been a part of earth's history a long long time. Human beings, on the other foot, have only been here a few years beating one another on the head. The Earth is over four billion years in the making. Fish evolved themselves after only a few billion years. That may seem like a long time but only compared to much shorter times. Compared to the length of the life of the universe it's pretty fast.

Some things to remember:







Even on winter days, a burning fish tends to burn your ass if you sit on one.

Never go bare foot on an active burning fish.
Most fish, on the other hand, are not very hot and unless they are poisonous, they are not dangerous to step on, even with bare feet.

However, it may not be good for the fish. And it may make one's foot messy.






Topics that may or may not be touched on as we develop this Fish Page.

1. The eating of dead fish

2. Dangerous practices with dead fish

3. Dead fish that transform into killer apes

4. Never make love to a dead fish

   

5. Rattlesnake fish oil

6. Wrong way basketball

   One of the most dangerous things about wrong way basketball is the tendency to fall into bear traps. Bear traps are designed to clamp onto the bear's leg and trap him there on the spot so that he can't go get something to eat or drink. The bear tends to bleed as well. And worst of all, the bear doesn't like it very much and becomes, quite often, panicy.

   Rat traps on the other hand are less dangerous for humans and bears but extreemly unpleasant for rats. Rats tend to be less attracted to basketball than are bears.

   
   

   Things to remember:

   1. have plenty of air in the ball
   2. avoid wax on fish
   3. don't feed the bears

   Other things not to forget

   • Chicken soup kills no fish
     • unless the chickens eat fish
     • or mock chicken is made from fish
       • most mock chicken in from swine
       • mock chicken doesn't taste like chicken
       • most fish don't eat pigs
     • rainy days don't bother friendly fish
       • except for acid rain
       • and sunfish
   • rats can't vomit

     Many fish live in the ocean but there are many fish that do not live in the ocean. There are many fish that have never even visited the ocean but there are also fish that live in the ocean and enjoy a summer vacation in fresh water. The salmon travels long distances to reproduce in still waters of northern rivers. Fresh water rivers.

     • the salmon eats fish
     • the fish eats fish
       
       The following link includes important findings about fish that eat fish. Sometime in the past, fish decided to evolve into fish-eating fish. In the ocean, this is not a bad development on account there are many fish.

       No talk about fishing in Canadian waters.

Our intentions in this Home Page is not to offend anyone till at least the second link.



Fish in abundance.




• it is not good to over cook a salmon or any other fish
• always hit a fish on the back of the head before cutting it off

Not all fish that don't live in the ocean live in rivers. Some live in lakes. These are lake fish. There are also fish that live in houses. Fish don't usually live in houses because they want to. Most of them don't know what they want. People want them to live in houses. People can buy a glass box and fill it with fresh water out of the tap. A fresh water fish can live there if it is regularly given food stuff. A glass box can also be filled with salty water. Salt water fish can be chosen to be captive in the salty water glass box. Most fish interviewed that live in glass boxes didn't know what a river, lake or ocean was and didn't care to go to such a place. Ocean, lake and river fish that were asked about glass boxes in houses showed little interest in freely giving up their home in their larger bodies of water. They also couldn't understand the concept of a glass box.

A disadvantage of a glass box is that it looses its oxygen, which must be artificially replaced. As well, the glass box fills up with fish feashies, which must be periodically removed.








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