chapter 19

Lot was sitting at the gate of Sodom when the two angels of the War Lord came for a visit. He invited them for a feast and insisted that they not spend the night in the town square.

They tell us that every man came to his door demanding they have their way with the men.

And Lot, being such a good man, said no, you can rape my two virgin daughters but not my guests. But no, they didn’t want the virgins to gang bang; they wanted to sodomize the two angels of the war Lord. So the war Lord angels shone light at them.

“Get out of town, Lot. We are going to destroy the city of Sodom. And Gomorrah and everything around it.”

“Oh. I don’t wanna run to the hills.”

His married daughters and their husbands didn’t believe it. No one did. So the angels took Lot, his wife and two virgin daughters with them and sent them to a little town. The changed the name to Zoar.

The Lord rained sulfurous fire on the two cities and everything around them. The Lord liked mass murder. In fact, he was a genocide freak. A demented evil megalomaniac.

Murdering the unborn babies, the little children, the animals. Kill ‘em all; that’s what the Lord did best.

And of course, Lot’s wife turned to salt. That’s added just in case some idiot thinks this story might be true.

Lot went to Zoar but then decided it was too dangerous and went up in the hills to live in a cave to cohabit with his two virgin daughters.

Now, there are many morons on this planet who think that the two virgin daughters got their dad drunk so that they could seduce him and have his babies.

But for you idiots, your humble narrator will explain.

Lot raped his two virgin daughters. Rape and incest. That is what it was in your holy story. If you think being drunk on wine makes rape and children incest okay and holy, get therapy. Morons.

“Oh, but they made their dad drink wine. Over powered him and forced it down his throat.”

“Oh, for sure, little girls are always getting their father’s drunk so they can seduce them.”

“Little girls are evil dirty little sluts. Everyone knows.”

Well, they both had sons, as they usually do in holy stories. The older one Moab, meaning, my dad raped me; he was the father of the Moabites. The younger names her son Ben-ammi, meaning, I was raped by my daddy, the father of the Ammonites.


chapter 20

There may be those who read this chapter who think Sarah didn’t get fucked by Abimelech so it is necessary to do the math to understand. And learn a little about the conduct of kings and other tyrants.

Vs. 16 “I herewith give your brother a thousand pieces of silver; this will serve you as vindication… EQ

This was on top of the sheep and oxen, male and female slaves.

Ab had given her to Abimelech, like he had in chapter 12 to the Pharaoh. Said Sarah was his sister so it was okay to sex her up for the right price. In truth, she was a half sister. Ab and Sarah had the same father.

Incest is okay if you keep it in the family.

This is the point. Abimelech was the father of Isaac. The Lords had been good to Ab for they were all in the family.

What we have is a sperm religion. A war against women and nature.


chapter 21

vs. 1: … and the Lord did for Sarah as He had spoken. 2. Sarah conceived and bore a son… EQ.

Ab circumcised him.

Vs. 7: “Who would have said to Abraham
That Sarah would suckle children!
Yet I have borne a son in his old age.” EQ.

Vs. 10: “Cast out that slave-woman and her son, for the son of the slave shall not share in the inheritance with my son Isaac.” 11. This matter distressed Abraham greatly, for it concerned a son of his.” EQ.

And perhaps his only son from Sarah. But God told Ab not to worry so Ab gave Hagar a loaf of bread and a skin of water and sent her away.

Less we forget, the kid is 14 years old, Ab cut his foreskin at 13 years of age before Sarah sexed up King Abimelech.

Anyhow, they ran out of water, Hagar left her boy under a tree and cried and God helped her find a well and the boy grew up to be a bowman. Married an Egyptian his mom picked out for him.

Abimelech and Ab swore a truce. Made a pact.

Ab gave him some sheep and oxen; and as proof that Ab dug a well, that famous Beer-sheba one, he gave Abimelech seven ewes.

And there are those who think we are not apes.




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